There’s no better way to ring in the New Year than with nudity cake.

That being said, the following post has photos that are MILDLY objectionable. Avert your eyes, close your browser, or… whatever, if you are easily offended. I’m not responsible for your sensibilities. Besides, these are PHOTOS OF CAKES! It’s not real nudity, so get over it!

For whatever reason, people like cakes of an erotic nature. I guess that’s why there are so many erotic bakeries out there in the world. Well, here’s my contributions to this mildly respectable niche market (I say mildly respectable because pulling off life-like anatomy does take some skill!)


Yea….. umm… the best is that the black dye used for the…. er…. hairs…. well, temporarily stains lips, teeth, and tongue. So, for all those eatin’ pubes… WE ALL KNOW!

I’m quite proud of the lace-work on this one. See! Totally respectful and (slightly) elegant!

Those are definitely two of my favourites. Again, tasteful, right? Some nice lace-work, a seductively placed rose… rose petals… chocolate everywhere. YUM!

I’m not going to lie… I enjoy doing cakes with some lace-work/bra action. Why? Well, because then I don’t have to worry about the nipples being asymmetrical, off-centre, or just plain wrong. Case in point:

And this happy fellow? Well, I know it’s not exactly naked/nude/exposed, whatever, but it is funny. A friend of mine had a porn and pasta party. So… I did what I could to come up with clever-ish titles for his porn tapes. I welcome any other suggestions, in case I do future porn tape cakes!